
Bailey Blanca
Alias: Diane Birnholz
Born: December 25 in Tarzana, California
Age:
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'4"
Occupation: Manager and Head Bartender at the Speckled Donkey
Known Associates: Has crushed on both Mr. Pewter and Dr. Gangrene, though their affections tend to shift.
Personality Traits:
- Catchphrase: “The drinks aren’t free, just the legal advice.”
- Ambitious Dreamer: Dedicated to the goal of owning the Speckled Donkey and works tirelessly towards this dream, despite the bar’s unflattering nickname.
- Legal Enthusiast: Despite leaving law school, Bailey enjoys giving out free legal advice, often unsolicited, and considers themselves an expert “at the bar.”
- Mysterious Origins: Birth Certificate was allegedly destroyed in a wildfire.
Criminal Activity & Allegations:
- Unlicensed Legal Advice (Suspected): Bailey’s habit of offering legal advice without a license has raised concerns and led to accusations of practicing law without proper credentials.
- Overly Potent Cocktails: The strength and ingredients of her very potent cocktails have been questioned as they often lead to blackouts, loss of control, and lead to improper drinking habits.
- Bar Management Issues (Accusations): Allegations of mismanagement of the bar and unprofessional behavior, possibly fueled by personal frustrations and her desire to own the establishment.
- Conflict with Patrons (Rumored): Bailey’s sensitivity about the bar’s nickname and her erratic behavior have led to occasional conflicts with patrons, resulting in complaints and a strained atmosphere at the Speckled Donkey.