Diane Birnholz
Bailey Blanca

Alias: Diane Birnholz

Born: December 25 in Tarzana, California

Age:

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'4"

Occupation: Manager and Head Bartender at the Speckled Donkey

Known Associates: Has crushed on both Mr. Pewter and Dr. Gangrene, though their affections tend to shift.

Personality Traits:

  • Catchphrase:  “The drinks aren’t free, just the legal advice.”
  • Ambitious Dreamer:  Dedicated to the goal of owning the Speckled Donkey and works tirelessly towards this dream, despite the bar’s unflattering nickname.
  • Legal Enthusiast: Despite leaving law school, Bailey enjoys giving out free legal advice, often unsolicited, and considers themselves an expert “at the bar.”
  • Mysterious Origins: Birth Certificate was allegedly destroyed in a wildfire.


Criminal Activity & Allegations:

  • Unlicensed Legal Advice (Suspected):  Bailey’s habit of offering legal advice without a license has raised concerns and led to accusations of practicing law without proper credentials.
  • Overly Potent Cocktails: The strength and ingredients of her very potent cocktails have been questioned as they often lead to blackouts, loss of control, and lead to improper drinking habits.
  • Bar Management Issues (Accusations):  Allegations of mismanagement of the bar and unprofessional behavior, possibly fueled by personal frustrations and her desire to own the establishment.
  • Conflict with Patrons (Rumored): Bailey’s sensitivity about the bar’s nickname and her erratic behavior have led to occasional conflicts with patrons, resulting in complaints and a strained atmosphere at the Speckled Donkey.


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