Pinky Swares
Alias: Jennifer Osborne Prescott
Born: February 14 in Old Darienwich
Age: 42
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5'6"
Occupation: High-society party planner; Owner of Pinky’s Miniature Pony Stables; Seller of high-end, organic manure.
Known Associates: Ex-Husband: Left her for a tennis instructor, sparking a bitter divorce; Local elite who rely on her for party planning; Small circle of eccentric clientele purchasing her luxury manure.
Personality Traits:
- Catchphrase: “No promises, only swears!” – often stated with a wink, playing on her name change and her vow to never make empty promises again.
- Driven by Revenge: Since her ex-husband’s betrayal, Pinky has become calculating, driven by a desire to regain her reputation and success at all costs.
- Charming but Ruthless: While she presents a bubbly, approachable demeanor, those who cross her quickly realize she can be as cold as the stables she runs.
Criminal Activity & Allegations:
- Tax Evasion (Suspected): There are rumors that Pinky Swares may be underreporting income from her manure business, specifically regarding the luxury “Fuchsia Manure,” which is rumored to be a front for laundering money.
- Divorce Scandal (Publicized): Pinky’s tumultuous divorce made headlines in Old Darienwich society, with whispers that she sabotaged her ex-husband’s tennis instructor’s career in revenge.
- Black Market Dealings (Rumored): Stables rumored to be involved in the underground trade of exotic animals. Manure business may simply be a cover for more illicit activities involving rare breeds and smuggled animals.
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