
Lemny Goldshein
Alias: Bob Korin
Born: One Cold Winter in Ustrikistrakistan (Unconfirmed)
Age: 67
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 193.6 Verstins
Occupation: Chief Sanitation Director, groundskeeper, art restorer, and butler at The Pewter Pantheon
Known Associates: Peter Pewter, employer and facilitated immigration;
Personality Traits:
- Catchphrase: “Is no problem!” – delivered with a thick, unplaceable Eastern European accent, whether he fully understands the situation or not.
- Disarmingly Naïve (Or so it seems): Lemny often plays the part of a bumbling, simple man, but some suspect there is more going on beneath the surface than he lets on.
- Loyal to a Fault: Lemny owes his new life in the U.S. to Pewter and shows an unwavering sense of loyalty, though it’s unclear how far that loyalty goes.
Criminal Activity & Allegations:
- Smuggling Artifacts (Suspected): Might be involved in smuggling artifacts in and out of The Pewter Pantheon. His role as restorer provides him with access to priceless pieces, and his connections to a mysterious Eastern European past raise questions.
- Tampering with Evidence (Alleged): As the groundskeeper and housekeeper, Lemny has access to every nook and cranny of the gallery, leading to rumors that he may have unknowingly—or deliberately—tampered with evidence.
- Forged Documentation (Suspected): Immigration paperwork has long been the subject of quiet scrutiny. There are whispers that Peter Pewter might have helped him forge key documents, further blurring the lines of his true origins.