JoJo  Keane
Clementine L’Orange

Alias: JoJo Keane

Born: Woodstock, NY during Richie Havens opening act August 15, 1969

Age: 55

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'11"

Occupation: Yoga Instructor and Energy Practitioner

Known Associates:

An eclectic mix of town locals, each bringing a unique energy to her vibrant social circle:


  • Bailey Blanca  (The Speckled Donkey Bartender): Clementine and Bailey bond over their shared love of herbal infusions. Clementine often brings Bailey her homemade tinctures to mix into cocktails or to soothe post-shift stress.
  • Dr. Gerhard Gangrene  (Plastic Surgeon): While their practices couldn’t be more different, Clementine occasionally provides Gerhard with herbal teas and calming tinctures for his patients—some of which he secretly uses himself.
  • Pinky Swares(Owner of Swares Stables and Party Planner): Pink supplies Clementine with organic manure for her herb garden, and Clementine helps Pink relax with yoga sessions in the barn.
  • Mayor Tracy Turqoisontonton: The mayor supports Clementine’s small business as part of her preservationist campaign and often attends yoga classes, bringing along personalized mugs of “green tea” (or something stronger).

Personality Traits:

Clementine’s unique approach to wellness, coupled with her endearing eccentricities, makes her a beloved figure in Old Darienwich, as well as a trusted confidante for those seeking peace and clarity.


Criminal Activity & Allegations:

Multiple violations for health and safety regulations, practicing medicine without a license and  selling unregulated, "magical" tinctures that promise miraculous cures for ailments ranging from insomnia to heartbreak. 


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